Doei

Ja daar ga je kapot van….

Vanaf daar gezien leek het anders dan nu,
nu ik het vanaf hier bekijk in het nu, zie ik weinig verschil.
Het perspectief was anders maar de situatie leek niet hetzelfde.

Denk ik dan…

En toen werd het me duidelijk;
jouw taak op deze wereld was volbracht..

Je stopte met ademen vlak voordat ik je energie kon opnemen…

En toen was het afgelopen…

Multivax

No comments, never again…

Bijna weer maandag

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began unexpected childt processing
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition,
Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization,
where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, DrunkenBoys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0
no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!

Thanks,

Joe Luckystrike

Dear Joe,

This is a very common problem men complain about
but is mostly due to a primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0
so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0
but and up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under “Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.” I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself,
I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Failures (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause.
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the “Esc” key
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the operating system will return to normal.
The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This is not a support application with Wife 1.0
and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system,
especially for those of you who have not completely uninstalled Girlfriend 7.0 from their system.

Best of luck,

Cash Ondelivery

Heb jij wel es een wegwijzer gezien die zelf naar de plek ging die die aanwees? (zo’n paal Jess, geen tom tom…)

I once had a beautifull dream,
but it turned out to be a nightmare..
I’m invisible my data has gone…

w00t

The truth, now that’s a scary fucking thought..

When it’s gone, it’s lost.
When it’s lost, it is somewhere to be found.
When it is to be found it has to be gone first.

When I know what I’ve lost,
I will know what I’ve gained.
When I search your soul,
It is all explained………

Just Married!